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Me in a Nutshell

This is a cross-section of my particular flavor of nerderia, heavy on Katamari Damacy, Mario, and Perler beads. Who am I kidding? It's mostly reblogs of awesome stuff, including cats, owls, and unicorns, with a smattering of original content and some interesting commentary on the reblogs. I do, wild as it sounds, actually try to make friends (not just followers) on here.



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Reblogged from bunnyfood
gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

(Source: reddit.com, via imlosingground)

Reblogged from arvidabystrom
transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

(Source: arvidabystrom, via asoldaspokemon)

Reblogged from houselannister

Evelyn: Look, I… I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but I am proud of what I am.
Rick: And what is that? 
Evelyn: I… am a librarian.

For Melanie.

(Source: houselannister, via annfosterbooks)

Reblogged from anxietycat

phobiasatthemovies said: Hello! My wife suffers from Emetophobia (fear of vomit) and together we created a new no spoiler movie site that gives people with phobias (spiders,snakes,clowns,puppets,dolls,vomit,needles,dentist,blood) the ability to watch movies without fear. We give you the when, how graphic and the duration of each scene that occurs in each movie. We have 1500 in our database and screen theater movies every Friday!

anxietycat:

that is ding dang cool

Misty, remember when we had this idea?

Reblogged from byunbaekku-deactivated20140611

bunny eating rasberries

Bunny putting on lippysticky.

(via istytehcrawk)

Consent is really easy.  Notice the lack of “blurred lines.”

Consent is really easy.  Notice the lack of “blurred lines.”

Reblogged from humansofnewyork
humansofnewyork:

"You stopped a live one today, honey. I’m an international cougar!"

This is me in 50 years.

humansofnewyork:

"You stopped a live one today, honey. I’m an international cougar!"

This is me in 50 years.

(via jouissauce)

Reblogged from noneuclidean

Ohmigod, it’s back again!

(Source: noneuclidean, via libbysthing)

Reblogged from radryro
lunatheinksane:

sassy-spoon:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA

Plot twist of my life

Or maybe, instead of seeing themselves as two, they want to see themselves as one.  Adam and I were two circles, but now we’re one Venn diagram.  Nerdy non-sexist lovey-dovey things.

lunatheinksane:

sassy-spoon:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA

Plot twist of my life

Or maybe, instead of seeing themselves as two, they want to see themselves as one.  Adam and I were two circles, but now we’re one Venn diagram.  Nerdy non-sexist lovey-dovey things.

(via ridiculouslybrowneyes)

Reblogged from astroextensionist
I’m either a construction worker or The Master Builder (which, really, just sounds like a very good construction worker).

I’m either a construction worker or The Master Builder (which, really, just sounds like a very good construction worker).

(Source: astroextensionist, via bold-sartorial-statement)

Reblogged from pleatedjeans

pleatedjeans:

This dog barks like a person screaming for his life. [via]

Well, I just died laughing, and this is what I sounded like.

(via jouissauce)

Reblogged from chvndlrbing

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

My first bra was a Lion King training bra.  True story.

(Source: chvndlrbing, via writteninblue)

Reblogged from nosdrinker

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

I was this excited about getting my first turkey (in a game that scored about ~130, if that tells you anything about my bowling abilities).

(Source: nosdrinker, via jouissauce)

Reblogged from babygoatsandfriends

babygoatsandfriends:

goat impersonating cat 

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via istytehcrawk)

Reblogged from fiti-vation

19 of these are frickin-frackin delicious, and I would happily eat them at any time!

(Source: fiti-vation, via ridiculouslybrowneyes)