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Me in a Nutshell

This is a cross-section of my particular flavor of nerderia, heavy on Katamari Damacy, Mario, and Perler beads. Who am I kidding? It's mostly reblogs of awesome stuff, including cats, owls, and unicorns, with a smattering of original content and some interesting commentary on the reblogs. I do, wild as it sounds, actually try to make friends (not just followers) on here.



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Reblogged from byunbaekku-deactivated20140611

bunny eating rasberries

Bunny putting on lippysticky.

(via istytehcrawk)

Consent is really easy.  Notice the lack of “blurred lines.”

Consent is really easy.  Notice the lack of “blurred lines.”

Reblogged from humansofnewyork
humansofnewyork:

"You stopped a live one today, honey. I’m an international cougar!"

This is me in 50 years.

humansofnewyork:

"You stopped a live one today, honey. I’m an international cougar!"

This is me in 50 years.

(via jouissauce)

Reblogged from noneuclidean

Ohmigod, it’s back again!

(Source: noneuclidean, via libbysthing)

Reblogged from radryro
lunatheinksane:

sassy-spoon:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA

Plot twist of my life

Or maybe, instead of seeing themselves as two, they want to see themselves as one.  Adam and I were two circles, but now we’re one Venn diagram.  Nerdy non-sexist lovey-dovey things.

lunatheinksane:

sassy-spoon:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA

Plot twist of my life

Or maybe, instead of seeing themselves as two, they want to see themselves as one.  Adam and I were two circles, but now we’re one Venn diagram.  Nerdy non-sexist lovey-dovey things.

(via saint-flamingo)

Reblogged from astroextensionist
I’m either a construction worker or The Master Builder (which, really, just sounds like a very good construction worker).

I’m either a construction worker or The Master Builder (which, really, just sounds like a very good construction worker).

(Source: astroextensionist, via bold-sartorial-statement)

Reblogged from pleatedjeans

pleatedjeans:

This dog barks like a person screaming for his life. [via]

Well, I just died laughing, and this is what I sounded like.

(via jouissauce)

Reblogged from chvndlrbing

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

My first bra was a Lion King training bra.  True story.

(Source: chvndlrbing, via writteninblue)

Reblogged from nosdrinker

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

I was this excited about getting my first turkey (in a game that scored about ~130, if that tells you anything about my bowling abilities).

(Source: nosdrinker, via jouissauce)

Reblogged from babygoatsandfriends

babygoatsandfriends:

goat impersonating cat 

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via istytehcrawk)

Reblogged from fiti-vation

19 of these are frickin-frackin delicious, and I would happily eat them at any time!

(Source: fiti-vation, via saint-flamingo)

Reblogged from fashioninfographics
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

secretlymartinfreeman:

haleighbaleighbee:

fashioninfographics:

How many times can you wear it between washes?
Via

Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.

BUT WHAT ABOUT BRAS THO

bras are underwear my friend

Um, no.  I could not possibly wash my bras daily, because 1) It would be hella expensive for me to own 7 quality bras, and 2) The more I wash them, the sooner they wear out (which leads back to #1).
This chart makes me jeans washing look good!  I wear them twice before washing, but now I’ll probably start stretching it to 5.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

secretlymartinfreeman:

haleighbaleighbee:

fashioninfographics:

How many times can you wear it between washes?

Via

Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.

BUT WHAT ABOUT BRAS THO

bras are underwear my friend

Um, no.  I could not possibly wash my bras daily, because 1) It would be hella expensive for me to own 7 quality bras, and 2) The more I wash them, the sooner they wear out (which leads back to #1).

This chart makes me jeans washing look good!  I wear them twice before washing, but now I’ll probably start stretching it to 5.

(via lynne9121)

Reblogged from oxboxer

oxboxer:

"No homo" is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a human. This is my second favorite way to reply - the first, bloody retribution.

Like and comment on Tapastic!

I don’t know if I’m reblogging for the unicorn or the homo love.

(via methelettere)

Reblogged from street-hijab-fashion
Reblogged from himynameistade

Same

(Source: himynameistade, via jouissauce)