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Me in a Nutshell

This is a cross-section of my particular flavor of nerderia, heavy on Katamari Damacy, Mario, and Perler beads. Who am I kidding? It's mostly reblogs of awesome stuff, including cats, owls, and unicorns, with a smattering of original content and some interesting commentary on the reblogs. I do, wild as it sounds, actually try to make friends (not just followers) on here.



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Reblogged from 4gifs
thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me


Wait for it.

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

Wait for it.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via methelettere)

Reblogged from iamswhatiams
iamswhatiams:

A retro bowling alley. The perfect place for demonstrating elevated push-ups.

Actually, sir, that’s a decline push-up. Why didn’t you take the picture when I did it from my toes?

iamswhatiams:

A retro bowling alley. The perfect place for demonstrating elevated push-ups.

Actually, sir, that’s a decline push-up. Why didn’t you take the picture when I did it from my toes?

Reblogged from awkward-elevator

ixnay-on-the-oddk:

doodleniks:

I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD

Oh god

I could uncry all those tears from age 9.

(Source: awkward-elevator, via weirdromantic-fallen-angel)

Reblogged from evil-freak

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

(via weirdromantic-fallen-angel)

Reblogged from kurtsies

"You also follow other people’s pets on Instagram."

OH MY GOSH, I would resurrect selfconsciouscat if he followed!

(Source: kurtsies, via istytehcrawk)

Reblogged from wickedclothes

wickedclothes:

Hogwarts Ravenclaw Corset

Wear this for your next special event or witching party to show your allegiance to the Ravenclaw house. Crafted out of fine silk, this corset is sure to be stunning on anyone. Sold on Etsy.

OH.  MY.  BALLS.

Reblogged from aryanstark

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

Have I reblogged this before?  I love everything about it.

(Source: aryanstark, via jouissauce)

Reblogged from mothwizard

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

73 inches is a bit much, but otherwise, YEAH!

(via jouissauce)

Reblogged from comedycentral

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

(via asoldaspokemon)

Reblogged from forgottenships

Reblogged from ohellocaptain
Reblogged from cheese3d

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

Same.

(via lynne9121)

Reblogged from iraffiruse
iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I mean…just like, how?

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I mean…just like, how?

(via iamswhatiams)

Yah, I’m putting a post-workout selfie* on Tumblr, because why the heck not?!  This was after Guns N Abs day at Tulsa Fit Body Boot Camp! I’m hoping abs are contagious and those top two guys infect the rest of my midsection.
*Not buff enough yet to call it a “swolfie.”

Yah, I’m putting a post-workout selfie* on Tumblr, because why the heck not?!  This was after Guns N Abs day at Tulsa Fit Body Boot Camp! I’m hoping abs are contagious and those top two guys infect the rest of my midsection.

*Not buff enough yet to call it a “swolfie.”

asoldaspokemon said: Heyo, I want to make a perler using the same pattern as your King of the Cosmos head. I know the original design belongs to Pixel Block, but I feel like it'd be better to include you too. :0 Would you like me to link your tumblr in the description of the video?

That would be awesome!