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This is a cross-section of my particular flavor of nerderia, heavy on Katamari Damacy, Mario, and Perler beads. Who am I kidding? It's mostly reblogs of awesome stuff, including cats, owls, and unicorns, with a smattering of original content and some interesting commentary on the reblogs. I do, wild as it sounds, actually try to make friends (not just followers) on here.



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Reblogged from howdoiputthisgently

A NIGHT OUT WITH MY BEST FRIEND IN A NUTSHELL

howdoiputthisgently:

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(reality tv gifs)

Which one is me and which one is the friend?

Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive

tastefullyoffensive:

Fitness Quotes Over Pictures of People Drinking [thechive]

Previously: Classic Movie Quotes Updated For The Digital Age

The one with the missing word is driving me batty.

(via sneuflakes)

I left Melanie’s party convinced I was still sober. (I was not driving!) Now I’m awake before 6 on a Saturday (for no reason) and I can’t remember how I got in bed or where my husband is. Delayed onset of drunk?

Reblogged from meowpurrnom
meowpurrnom:

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrupVaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, SpriteJolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rimFlareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, SpriteUmbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juiceGlaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rimLeafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decorationSylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

meowpurrnom:

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!

Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup
Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite
Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim
Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)
Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite
Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice
Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim
Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration
Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

(via lizavery)

Reblogged from theaveragedream

lehuntress:

Harry Potter Mixology: My Favorites!

Bellatrix Lestrange

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz Vodka
  • 1 oz Bailey’s Irish cream
  • 1 oz Amaretto
  • 1oz cream
  • Chocolate syrup
  • Top with cinnamon/crushed almonds

Directions:

  • Place martini glass in freezer to chill
  • Add Baileys, amaretto, vodka and cream to shaker with ice
  • Shake
  • Remove glass from freezer
  • Rim inside of martini glass with chocolate syrup
  • Pour contents of shaker into glass
  • Top with almond crumbles or cinnamon

Fleur Delacour

Ingredients:

  • 3 oz Nuvo
  • 1 oz Vodka
  • 3 Raspberries
  • 1 Strawberry

Directions:

  • To chill Vodka: Add ice and Vodka to cocktail shaker
  • Shake
  • Add Raspberries to bottom of champagne flute
  • Strain chilled vodka into flute
  • Add Nuvo
  • Garnish with strawberry

Fred and George Weasley

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz Vodka
  • ½ oz Chambord
  • ½ oz Peach Schnapps
  • Splash of Pineapple juice
  • Strawberry Pop Rocks

Directions:

  • Fill martini glass with cold water and place in freezer for 2 minutes to chill.
  • Pour all ingredients except candy in a shaker with ice.
  • Rim martini glass with Strawberry Pop Rocks
  • Pour in contents of mixer.
Goblet of Fire
Ingredients:
  • 1 oz vodka
  • 1 oz blue curacao
  • 3 oz lemonade
  • Splash 151
  • Pinch of cinnamon
Directions:
  • Pour vodka, blue curacao, and lemonade into a goblet-type glass
  • Top with a splash of 151 proof rum
  • Light on fire
  • Add the pinch of cinnamon to the flames (cinnamon will spark)
  • *** Blow out flames before consuming! ***

Luna Lovegood

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz Grey Goose Le Citron vodka
  • ½ oz Elderflower liquor
  • 7 raspberries
  • 1 tsp sugar
  • Pink lemonade
  • Lemon wedge garnish

Directions:

  • Muddle 6 raspberries with sugar in a tall glass.
  • Add ice.
  • Top with vodka and pink lemonade.
  • Garnish with lemon wedge and raspberry.

Lord Voldemort

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz Tequila
  • 1/3 oz Tabasco sauce
  • 1 jalapeno pepper

Directions:

  • Muddle jalapeno pepper and Tabasco sauce.
  • Strain into shot glass.
  • Add tequila.
  • Garnish with thin slice of jalapeno.

Firewhiskey

Ingredients:

  • 1 oz whiskey
  • 1/2 oz cinnamon schnapps
  • Splash of 151 rum

Directions:

  • Add whiskey and cinnamon schnapps to shaker with ice
  • Shake to chill
  • Pour into shot glass
  • Top with 151 rum
  • Ignite
  • ***Put out flames before consuming!***

Minerva McGonagall

Ingredients:

  • 2 oz Vodka
  • 6 oz Earl Grey or choice tea
  • Dash Syrup
  • 1 oz lemon juice
  • Garnish lemon
  • 2 mint leaves

Directions:

  • Combine all ingredients into a tall class.
  • Stir.
  • Garnish with mint leaves and lemon.

Slytherin

Ingredients:

  • 4 mint leaves
  • 1 oz rum
  • 2 slices lime
  • 3 tsp sugar
  • 3 oz champagne

Directions:

  • Muddle mint leaves, limes, rum, sugar in shaker until sugar dissolves
  • Strain into champagne flute
  • Add champagne
  • Garnish with mint

(via istytehcrawk)

Reblogged from thugkitchen
thugkitchen:

If you’ve gone all summer without drinking a single slushie, take the rest of the day off and whip up this refreshing motherfucker right here. The watermelon and cucumber in this shit help soothe inflammation and the mint will keep your breath on point. FUCK IT. Splash some vodka in there if you want to take tomorrow off too. 
WATERMELON CUCUMBER SLUSHIE 
3 pounds of watermelon (seedless is best but some seeds are cool)
½ cup skinned, chopped cucumber
juice from 1 lime (about 2 tablespoons)
8-10 fresh mint leaves
¾ cup coconut or tap water
1 teaspoon agave, maple syrup, or honey (optional)
Cut away the rind and chop up the watermelon flesh into pieces no larger than a quarter. You should get about 4 cups. Don’t stress about some seeds, they will get chopped the fuck up in the blender. Just get rid of any big ones you notice. Freeze the chopped watermelon for at least 4 hours or overnight. The watermelon is going to create the slush factor so you want to make sure that shit really fucking frozen.
When the watermelon chunks are frozen add them along with the cucumber, lime juice, mint leaves, and water to a blender and blend until it is all smooth and icy. If you picked out a shitty watermelon you might need to add a teaspoon of a sweetener to make up for the weak melon. Taste it, you’ll know. Trust.
Had a rough day? Replace up to a ½ cup of the water with vodka and get the fuck over it.
Makes about 2 ½ cups of sweet summer slush, enough for 2 people who need to chill the fuck out. Watermelon chunks will stay good in the freezer for at least a month no problem.

thugkitchen:

If you’ve gone all summer without drinking a single slushie, take the rest of the day off and whip up this refreshing motherfucker right here. The watermelon and cucumber in this shit help soothe inflammation and the mint will keep your breath on point. FUCK IT. Splash some vodka in there if you want to take tomorrow off too.


WATERMELON CUCUMBER SLUSHIE

3 pounds of watermelon (seedless is best but some seeds are cool)

½ cup skinned, chopped cucumber

juice from 1 lime (about 2 tablespoons)

8-10 fresh mint leaves

¾ cup coconut or tap water

1 teaspoon agave, maple syrup, or honey (optional)

Cut away the rind and chop up the watermelon flesh into pieces no larger than a quarter. You should get about 4 cups. Don’t stress about some seeds, they will get chopped the fuck up in the blender. Just get rid of any big ones you notice. Freeze the chopped watermelon for at least 4 hours or overnight. The watermelon is going to create the slush factor so you want to make sure that shit really fucking frozen.

When the watermelon chunks are frozen add them along with the cucumber, lime juice, mint leaves, and water to a blender and blend until it is all smooth and icy. If you picked out a shitty watermelon you might need to add a teaspoon of a sweetener to make up for the weak melon. Taste it, you’ll know. Trust.

Had a rough day? Replace up to a ½ cup of the water with vodka and get the fuck over it.

Makes about 2 ½ cups of sweet summer slush, enough for 2 people who need to chill the fuck out. Watermelon chunks will stay good in the freezer for at least a month no problem.

(via istytehcrawk)

Reblogged from silencexists
silencexists:


“This is really cool: cut a hole in an orange, and poke the insides gently to open up the pulp. Then insert your miniature vodka bottle and leave it in the fridge overnight. The next day you will have a delicious, boozy vodka orange!”

I wonder if this could be done with other drinks/alcohols, or other citrus fruits, like grapefruit. 

It can be done with watermelon, but it takes a whole day. When I tried it, I got inpatient and just soaked watermelon cubes in vodka.

silencexists:

This is really cool: cut a hole in an orange, and poke the insides gently to open up the pulp. Then insert your miniature vodka bottle and leave it in the fridge overnight. The next day you will have a delicious, boozy vodka orange!”

I wonder if this could be done with other drinks/alcohols, or other citrus fruits, like grapefruit.

It can be done with watermelon, but it takes a whole day. When I tried it, I got inpatient and just soaked watermelon cubes in vodka.

Reblogged from thecakebar
Reblogged from thecakebar

l-i-b-r-e:

Birthday Cake Shots

Yes yes oh my god yes

Wish I’d seen this before my birthday!

(via expediently)

Reblogged from tmbgareok

Blue Canary cocktail recipe

tmbgareok:

Pour the gin, grapefruit juice and blue curacao into a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes. Stir well. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass filled with crushed ice. Garnish with a sprig of mint, and serve.



http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink8651.html#ixzz2RRfwMV1X

Reblogged from sassshanatalie
libbysthing:

roguesquirrel:

sparklegenocide:


busket:


sassshanatalie:


this is fucking awesome. great idea.


one of them is hot sauce


One of them should be soy sauce.




american roulette

Drinking party game!  (I don’t mean drinking game for a party. I mean game for a drinking party.)

libbysthing:

roguesquirrel:

sparklegenocide:

busket:

sassshanatalie:

this is fucking awesome. great idea.

one of them is hot sauce

One of them should be soy sauce.

american roulette

Drinking party game! (I don’t mean drinking game for a party. I mean game for a drinking party.)

Homemade Coffee Liqueur

"2 cups hot water
2 cups sugar
1 tablespoon instant coffee
1 tablespoon vanilla
2 cups vodka
1/2 cup good brandy

In a pan on low to medium heat combine sugar, coffee, vanilla and water. Stir until sugar is completely dissolved. Set aside until completely cool then add vodka and brandy. Be sure it is completely cool or some of the alcohol WILL evaporate. Funnel into bottles and let set for six weeks.”

Found on Pinterest with this source. (It’s listed there as a homemade Kahlua recipe, but there are many other brands of coffee liqueur, so I’ve renamed it here.)

I’d have to run some numbers, but I have my doubts as to whether this would be cheaper than just buying a coffee liqueur (even Kahlua itself, and especially one without a famous name).  And because it specifically says it’s a recipe for Kahlua, which is rum-based, I find the use of brandy puzzling.  But, I’m saving the recipe anyway, because I’ll probably try it at least once.

Reblogged from thealcoholicscalendar
This is convenient for me, as work folks are meeting at a bar tonight!

This is convenient for me, as work folks are meeting at a bar tonight!

Reblogged from iamswhatiams
iamswhatiams:

Tumblers on Tumblr!!!! 
The Avengers cups were probably not made with the intent of being used in adult beverages, but we are totally using them for adult beverages!
And for non comic book folk who have only seen the amazing movie, Spiderman is totally an Avenger…at times….when he is not being a dick.

You forgot to mention the blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you.

iamswhatiams:

Tumblers on Tumblr!!!! 

The Avengers cups were probably not made with the intent of being used in adult beverages, but we are totally using them for adult beverages!

And for non comic book folk who have only seen the amazing movie, Spiderman is totally an Avenger…at times….when he is not being a dick.

You forgot to mention the blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you.

Reblogged from thealcoholicscalendar